I have now decided that I want S4 to just completely ignore Mary and the baby. Like, never even mention them. This would be *so canon,* because it is so ACD to just, like, ignore major story points like that. Continuity, shmontinuity, am I right?
I’m telling you, I would *love* this. I think it would be the trolliest, most hilarious thing to do to us *ever* and I would be totally okay with just ignoring this whole mess if it gets me back to the core of the show.
"[F]or the first several years the SAT was offered, males scored higher than females on the Math section but females achieved higher scores on the Verbal section. ETS policy-makers determined that the Verbal test needed to be “balanced” more in favor of males, and added questions pertaining to politics, business and sports to the Verbal portion. Since that time, males have outscored females on both the Math and Verbal sections. Dwyer notes that no similar effort has been made to “balance” the Math section, and concludes that, “It could be done, but it has not been, and I believe that probably an unconscious form of sexism underlies this pattern. When females show the superior performance, ‘balancing’ is required; when males show the superior performance, no adjustments are necessary.” "
The fuck is wrong with rich people ‘hey do you want a second plate’ no i want to make up a secret passive aggressive fork language so we can titter mockingly at that rube from the country who says he enjoyed the meal with his fucking mouth
a secret passive aggressive fork language i can’t breathe
I need feminism because when my Dad was complaining at dinner about a junior staff member who wasn’t great at her job as a receptionist, his comments included the fact that she was “tall, blonde and pretty,” and was also “heavily pregnant” - so thus had “fulfilled her function.”
If this wasn’t bad enough, he seemed to forget that his own daughter (i.e. me) is a tall-ish blonde, who is reasonably pretty. Apparently my “function” is reserved to having babies.
Question:At my husband's job in a huge party supply store, around Halloween, they use the code "make-up expert in aisle five." They have no make-up experts. It is a very clever code that means "this fucking asshole is seriously asking me which make-up is best for blackface, please send all fifteen black employees to aisle five." - Anonymous
steve finding out that there is a level of concentration that tony gets into when he’s working where he will make noises like he’s listening but he genuinely cannot hear what you’re saying he just tunes it all out and won’t remember what you said to him afterwards
